You’re On The List… Randi Mayem Singer

(Never good when this fills your Google search)

All credit… or blame goes to Filmdrunk for this, but the interwebs need to ban together to stop this kind of tomfoolery. What happened to your career? Randi won UCLA’s Diane Thomas Screenwriting Award for her screenplay A 22¢ Romance which was never made, and was behind Mrs. Doubtfire as her first big break. Apparently though she fell in love with seeing men in drag as she’s now writing The Tooth Fairy starring The Rock and Big Momma’s House 3. This is in addition to a series on the CW called M.I.L.F. and Cookies and Topper, and another movie where Steve Martin reminds you he’ll do anything for a paycheck, directed by the guy who brought us Cheaper by the Dozen 2, The Pacifier, and Bringing Down the House.

Why would you do this to us? What has the cinema public done to deserve this crap?

– Further enabling Steve Martin to disgrace his career… check
– Writing a sitcom who’s title is already a horribly unfunny pun… check
– Putting The Rock in a fairy costume… check
– Another Big Momma’s House… Checkmate

Randi Mayem Singer you’re on The List!

Greatest Review Of Our Time?

There comes a time in every genre when something so special is crafted it exceeds everything that has come before it. Today I bring you The Godfather of reviews via Netflix user Torrzilla and Funnyjunk.com. Rest assured, we will not be satisfied until we reach and exceed these heights of greatness as well. Check out the review of Enemy of The State after the break as well as a special bonus video.

Bad Boys 3 On The Way?

In what is more of a speculative move, Columbia Pictures has hired The Town screenwriter Peter Craig to work on a script for Bad Boys 3 according to The Hollywood Reporter. At this point neither Will Smith, Martin Lawrence or Michael Bay are attached, but the hope from the studio is to bring all parties back on board in addition to producer Jerry Bruckheimer.

Columbia Hires Writers For ‘Hancock’ Sequel

Columbia pictures has hired Adam Fierro and Glen Mazzara to write a sequel to last summer’s Will Smith superhero-flick Hancock. According to Sci-Fi Wire the sequel would start off where the original left off and the relevation about Smith’s character.

Spielberg to Remake Harvey (UPDATE: Hanks Said No *sad face*)

UPDATE: Apparently I wasn’t alone in thinking that Tom Hanks would be the guy that many could see filling Stewart’s shoes. Now it appears, however, that it will not be happening. From Mike Fleming at Variety:

Watch It!: How To Survive an Alien Attack

From the guys over at How it Should Have Ended comes today’s Watch It! If the robot uprising doesn’t get us first, when are, at some point or another, going to have to deal with an alien invasion. Fortunately, thanks to extensive film research headed up by Dr. Will Smith, we have the opportunity to be prepared for that day. Check it out after the jump: